By the numbers, again

In the last 127 days, I have been seen by a medical professional and/or hospitalized or treated with radiation 83 times.

I've completed 30 rounds of radiation.

I've taken 42 chemo pills.

I have felt like barfing 42 times.

I have actually barfed 0 times!

Yes!

I've lost or cut off 87% of my hair.

I have missed or forgotten to send 56% of the thank you notes that I intended to send.

I have cried somewhere between 18 and 97 times.

I have laughed so hard it made my brainhole hurt 37 times.

I have had at least 13 but not more than 130 panic attacks.

*Some of these numbers may be best estimates: I teach English, not math, and I've had brain surgery! What's your excuse?