Fave Quote of the Book: Slaughterhouse-Five

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Amazon describes it like this:

Slaughterhouse-Five, an American classic, is one of the world’s great antiwar books. Centering on the infamous firebombing of Dresden, Billy Pilgrim’s odyssey through time reflects the mythic journey of our own fractured lives as we search for meaning in what we fear most.

One of my favorite bits:
The narrator reads a book by a doctor who write horror novels. In that book, the narrator reads, "No art is possible without a dance with death" (Vonnegut 21).

I am no doctor, and I am too much of a scaredy-cat to write or read horror novels, but this one sentence really spoke to me. Seeing as how I have cancer, and have had three brain surgeries in the last nine months, I'd argue that I've danced with death, at least a little, here and there. I'd also argue that some of my best writing has come about after my diagnosis, if I may be so bold as to toot my own horn here.

My diagnosis has made me even more cognizant of my own mortality, but beyond that, I've realized that I have so much left to say. The words pile up inside of me, as I write this blog, letters and cards to my loved ones (SNAIL MAIL!), in my own journal, the book that I'm writing. I have so many words, and even when I'm exhausted from the terrible insomnia, and even when I'm goldfishing, I've stories and poems and memories to share. I write and I write, and eventually, I sleep, and I read, and I write. If for nothing else, this has been a blessing for inspiring me to put ass to chair and hands on the keyboard, and I write and I write.

So it goes.

A Love Letter to The Husband

As a note, I've joined a creative writing group. I have found myself inspired to write short pieces, poems, unstructured stream of consciousness pieces, highly-structured sonnets. I wrote this piece a couple of weeks ago, and I thought that today would be a nice day to share it.

The prompt for this piece was an image of a hand.

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my husband, my caregiver
strong hands, strong heart
protecting me with every fiber of his soul
holding me up when I am too weak to stand
dosing out my meds into my old-people-pill-box
my head hurts - the incision aches
his strong hands carefully clean the wound
mindfully protecting me from infection
those hands that I've memorized for twenty years
I know the story behind every scar, every blemish
those hands with their flaws embrace my own flaws
wiping away my tears, holding me close
I know that I could not be here if
I didn't have his strong hands, strong heart
holding the pieces of me together

Fave Quote of the Book: One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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One of the twentieth century's enduring works, One Hundred Years of Solitude is a widely beloved and acclaimed novel known throughout the world and the ultimate achievement in a Nobel Prize-winning career.

The novel tells the story of the rise and fall of the mythical town of Macondo through the history of the Buendía family. Rich and brilliant, it is a chronicle of life, death, and the tragicomedy of humankind. In the beautiful, ridiculous, and tawdry story of the Buendía family, one sees all of humanity, just as in the history, myths, growth, and decay of Macondo, one sees all of Latin America.

Love and lust, war and revolution, riches and poverty, youth and senility, the variety of life, the endlessness of death, the search for peace and truth -- these universal themes dominate the novel. Alternately reverential and comical, One Hundred Years of Solitude weaves the political, personal, and spiritual to bring a new consciousness to storytelling. Translated into dozens of languages, this stunning work is no less than an account of the history of the human race.

I've read this book before, and only recently finished it. I don't know if I struggled with it because my brains have been poked and prodded, or because my memory sucks, or because this is just a tough book, but it takes place over the course of a literal hundred years, and many of the characters have the same names across generations. Aureliano Buendía and the 17 (literally 17) other Aurelianos over the years made this book a challenge for me this time around, but even though I found it challenging, I loved it. Gabriel García Marquez is the king of magical realism, and he gives the reader no chance to figure out which way is up before someone inexplicably floats away, someone else goes blind and nobody notices, and for no discernible reason, it rains for more than four years.

The version I read was translated by Gregory Rabassa, and he did an incredible job of keeping the lyrical prose and the poetry embedded in the plot with chapters that enveloped me in beautiful words and sentences like a warm blanket.

My favorite quote from this book, when a group of men are traveling through a dense jungle:

"The men on the expedition felt overwhelmed by their most ancient memories in that paradise of dampness and silence, going back to before original sin . . . For a week, almost without speaking, they went ahead like sleepwalkers through a universe of grief" (Garcia Marquez 11).

A universe of grief. My God, how beautiful is that?

I imagine the all-encompassing silence in this dense jungle. I remember the days after my diagnosis. After the sobbing, after the hysterics, the panic and fear. The stillness in the house. I felt like I was silently drowning in my sorrow. Shattered to pieces, scattered all over the floor. Days merged into nights, and still I cried until I was all dried up inside.

The men in this chapter are overwhelmed by ancient memories, and I was overwhelmed with ancient traumas from my youth rising to the surface unexpectedly. Old hurts mixed with the new, perhaps as a reminder we are made of all the pieces of our pasts, whether we like it or not. They say that the present is a gift, but if I may be so crude, sometimes, it is a shitty gift, the kind where you paste on a fake smile and hope nobody notices the disappointment in your eyes.

This universe of grief still overwhelms me. I mourn the many things I have lost, from the piece of bone in my skull to the ability to actively engage in large groups of people without debilitating anxiety. I grieve for all of these lost things, but none of that grief can be expressed as beautifully as GGM did. Read this book. It is beautiful and it is weird, and it is worth every page.

No Visitors Allowed

Ok, good news first: No, I do not have coronavirus, and I am not ill (besides the cancer, but y'know...). I am practicing a lot of social distancing and self-quarantine.

There are a variety of infographics, diagrams, and charts out there that explain in detail what social distancing means, so I won't go into that in a whole lot of detail.

Instead, I want to address the many people who have discussed or requested a visit with me.

The thing is, because I have cancer, I am immunocompromised. I am not as immunocompromised as I was during daily chemo/radiation, but my body is still spending time fighting the cancer, which means that my immune system is not fully equipped to fight off additional illness.

Last week, I had a follow up with the Rockstar Neurosurgeon to get the stitches out. He likes the way the incision is healing, but it is not completely healed yet.

We had a discussion about corona while The Husband and I were in the Rockstar Neurosurgeon's office. He broke it down for us. Individually, the chances of any one person catching corona are low-ish, but the nature of this illness is that eventually, it is a matter of when, not if, some individual will be exposed.

He recommends caution, and I'm all for that, which is part of why I rarely leave the house, and never leave without a mask and hand sanitizer available. We've been avoiding crowds and basically keeping distance from people. No hugs, no handshakes, no one closer than 6-10 feet during conversation.

I miss having the chance to socialize with friends, but the scary reality is that the Rockstar Neurosurgeon very clearly advised me that if I get this virus, I will end up on a ventilator, just by nature of being immunocompromised. In the past nine months, I've been hospitalized four times. I don't know if you know this, but being stuck in the hospital suuuuuuuuucks. The absolute last thing I want is to be back in a hospital any time soon. A Twitter friend posted this the other day, and I think it's important to share it as widely as possible:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but I haven’t survived almost a year with #Glioblastoma only to die from #COVID19. Stay home, folks. Protect the vulnerable. #btsm

— Aaron (@amhoov) March 11, 2020

Lots of people tell me how strong I am, which is very sweet and very kind, but I have a literal hole in my skull. I am part of "the vulnerable".

I have a close friend who lives in the Midwest-ish(?) who was going to try to come visit me. As we were keeping a close eye on this situation, we quickly realized that although we haven't seen each other in maybe 5 or 6 years, out of an abundance of caution, infection was not a risk we were willing to take, for either of us but especially for me. Her trip was canceled, she is still at home, and we are sad that we didn't get to see each other; however, so far I have managed to maintain my health, such as it is.

Making these difficult decisions is the opposite of fun, but we have to be realistic. We have to understand the risks. Don't panic, you probably have enough toilet paper, and you don't need hand sanitizer in your own house if you actually wash your hands with hot water and soap for at least 20-30 seconds. It doesn't even have to be anti-bacterial soap, considering it's a virus.

Anyway. For the time being, I have a stock answer for those who want to come visit.

If you absolutely must be in contact with me, write me a letter. I really do prefer pen pals more than text, email, etc. Send me a card. Write a quick note. Do you know how much it lifts my spirits to get mail that isn't hospital bills??

PO Box 203
La France, SC 29656

In the meantime, be safe, wash your hands, and cover your cough. You may be generally healthy and strong, but remember, not all of us are so lucky. Protect the vulnerable, the elderly, those of us at higher-risk. It's the right thing to do.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Adams!

Today is Douglas Adams' birthday!

You may or may not remember, but The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is my favorite book.

When I am feeling sad, or unsettled, lost, or just not right, I can pick up this book and open it to literally any page and start reading. It doesn't matter where I end up, it's always a good part of the story.

I am very pleased to say that recently, The Husband started reading this book. Now, bear in mind, this book, which is very important to me, is almost 800 pages long. I know that The Husband must like me at least a little, because it is quite a commitment to read someone else's favorite 800-page book. Meanwhile, every few nights, I glance over at his kindle and read over his shoulder for a few minutes. I can't say if he will love this book as much as I do, but I can say that it makes me feel even more loved that he is reading this special story for me. The occasional snicker I hear while he is reading fills my heart with even more love for this book AND this man.

I've had some people posit to me that this book is not actually very well-written. I ignore those people. Yes, I do teach Composition and occasionally Literature at the community college, but that doesn't mean that I am restricted to only reading capital-L Literature. I don't care if this book is not Literature. This story fills my heart, and any opportunity I have to share it brings more love and laughter to my life.

Dearest Husband of mine, I only hope that as you continue working your way through this monster of a book, that you continue having fun with it. That's really the point, right?

So, that's it. I bow my heavily-scarred head to you, Mr. Adams, and thank you for all of the joy, past, present, and future, your story has brought to my life. Happy birthday!

Fave Quote of the Book: So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

 My favorite book (counting it as one because I have it as one complete and ultimate anthology) is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I own at least 2 and possibly as many as 6 different copies/versions. There's the copy I read:

 But there is also the leather-bound copy with gilded edges. The paperback radio-script. The movie. The BBC miniseries (on Prime). All twelve episodes of the radio play. And most recently, this:

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams

Amazon Link

Now, why would I need a copy of just book 4 of the trilogy?

Before I answer that, let me tell you a story. Back before The Husband was The Husband, he worked at a bookstore. Dangerous place to get a paycheck if you are me, but luckily (I suppose) I did not work at that bookstore. But oh how I loved that bookstore. And I found out that people who work at these type of bookstores have access to things that I never dreamed of. Rare books. Databases. Dealers.

One day, the not-yet-husband gave me a gift. I don't remember if it was a Christmas gift, or a birthday gift, or a just-because gift, but this gift was a very effective love letter to me. He got me a very rare signed first edition of a book by one of my favorite authors (Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman). When he explained to me what he went through to get this book for me, that was one (of the many) moments that I knew this wonderful man loved me.


Over the years, I have acquired quite a few signed books, as gifts from friends, from The Husband, as lucky finds. It is important that you know that signed books are not for reading. They are for admiring.

What that means is that for every book of which I have a signed copy, I have a reading copy. We don't just go pawing signed books. We look with our eyes, but never touch with our hands.

Now, prepare yourselves. This is gonna get mushy.

I know that every signed book I've gotten from The Husband has been a love letter to me. He knows exactly the way to my heart. My love letter to him is in sharing my favorite books with him. He doesn't have to love them the way that I do, but getting a peek into these beloved books gives him a peek into my soul. Sometimes I feel like this is not enough, but those books make me who I am. Understanding my favorite books means he understands me.

My favorite quote from this specific book (but not from the complete series) is from Wonko the Sane:


Fave quote:
“[T]he reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be absolutely like a child. If he sees a thing, he must say that he sees it, whether it was what he thought he was going to see or not. See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting” (Adams 587; emphasis added).

Now, I am no scientist (too much math involved) but I love this. Always see first.

When I saw this scribble on the front page of So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, I don't know what I was expecting, but what I saw was yet another love letter from The Husband. I've always wanted something signed by Douglas Adams, but because he died almost 20 years ago, finding and verifying items with his signature is decidedly more difficult than finding signed Neil Gaimans, of which I have three signed items.

Have I mentioned how much I love The Husband? Not just because he knows my love language is books, but because he knows which books, which means he knows me. He sees me.